Saturday, 24 December 2011
A Thankyou From Santa
I hope you enjoy your Christmas,
now that I've got all your dosh.
Thanks for spending your money,
on so much rubbish and tosh.
Eating a meal you don't like
with people you'd rather not see.
Wearing things that you don't want to,
in a place you would rather not be.
Savour the sickly liqueurs
you thought you should buy just in case.
Pies of mince meat and quality street
all ready to stuff in your face.
A christmas cake that took months to make
not forgetting the petits fours.
A brandy snap? all sorts of crap.
I'm sure you'll make room for some more.
The crackers you got which cost such a lot
contain nothing but cheap plastic tat.
And the Christmas pud you'd refuse if you could
will do nothing except make you fat.
Cheese straws anyone? I'm sure you want one.
Wash it all down with some beer.
Perhaps have a sherry, drink and be merry!
Then start to save up for next year.